Thursday, May 10, 2007

DPRK, Day 2

Day 2. Mausoleum, Revolutionary Martyrs Cemetery, Pyongyang Metro, Mangyongdae, Mt. Myohyang.


The visit to Kumsusan Memorial Palace (Mausoleum of Kim Il Sung) had to be the most surreal experience of my life. The place is massive, like all other monuments and palaces in DPRK. There is even a canal full of fish and swans right in front. But as you can see here no one is allowed to walk too close to the building itself and therefore it has this deserted feel to it. Public access to the building is through a small building on the side and a long series of tunnels (some underground), all equipped with travelators. (And guess what: the travelators are all made in Shanghai!)
We had to go through a number of security and cleansing procedures before we got to meet Kim. First we had to surrender all personal belongings and cameras. We then walked through a metal detector. OK. Then we had to step on a meter-long conveyor belt with brushes/scrubs and water (like a horizontal car wash) to have our soles cleaned. Towels were handed out for cleaning our hands. Then came another 3-meter conveyor belt where we got X-rayed. I hope that didn't do us too many harm. And last and the wackiest of all: the wind tunnel! Allegedly it's there to blow all the dust and dandruff off us common people.

When we finally got to Kim's resting place 25 mins later, I was a little freaked out. The embalmed body of Kim was in the middle of the room in full view. There was this music playing continuously at the background and we had to line up and bow to him at his 3 sides. The atmosphere was just bizarre and eerie. My stomach felt knotted and somehow the memories of all the dead bodies I had seen came rushing in - it was the weirdest thing.

I was relieved to be out of the room. Next we were shown a room with the Leader's medals and achievements, then electronic maps with the time and distance of the trips he made visiting the people in the country. We also got to see his bullet-proof train (a gift from Stalin), his S500, now resting on porcelain stands and polished squeaky clean. With a trembled and near sobbing voice the guide recounted the Leader's magnificent history.

To exit the building we had to go through the long tunnels again (no cleansing this time). It was nice to finally see sunlight. The gigantic front gates of the Mausoleum were impressive too.
Next we were taken to the Revolutionary Martys Cemetery, totalling 30 hectares in size. View from top of the cemetery's entrance.The park was build in memories of the comrades who died in the Korean revolution. I assume it is referring to the transition from Japanese occupation in 1911 to the Nation Liberation in 1945. The part which confuses me is that this year is Juche Year 96, which implies Juche started in 1911?

Truck-loads of soldiers were there to pay their respect and to visit the Mausoleum. Note on the background May Day Stadium.

Next the Metro. Never before we were so hyped about going on the subway - just because we were told tourists aren't allowed to use it (unless accompanied by guides). Human nature eh. A typical subway entrance:

There are two lines and the stops all have revolutionary names such as Victory, Reunification, Liberation. My favourite has to be Hwanggumbol, which means Fields Billowing with Golden Ears of Crops. Poetic. We were allowed to travel one stop from Puhung (Reconstruction) to Yonggwang (Glory). Rumor has it more lines are there but they are available only to the officials and elites. Who knows?
The escalator down was unusually long! Some say the stations are also being used as bomb shelters.
They even had a little man sitting on the bottom of the escalator (I assumed he's there for safety reasons?).
Each station is decorated differently (at least the two we've been to). Below is Puhung Station.
Yonggwang Station is also quite a showcase. I wonder if the rest of the stations are as grand as these two?
The station walls are decorated with huge mosaic paintings, some depict famous scenes and buildings in North Korea, but most are revolutionary paintings.
Happy workers going to work.
Kim and people rebuilding the country.
The "retro" train. With pictures of Kims overlooking us the ride was pretty smooth. Some say there are German graffiti on the windows because the trains came from the former East Germany.
If you are interested in learning more about the north Korean Metro and transportation system, you may visit this very detailed unofficial site, completed with music clips on the the patriotic songs they play in the stations.

After an excellent lunch we had a brief look at Mangyongdae, the birth place of Kim Il Sung, and we got to hear stories of his humble beginning.

And off we went to Mt Myohyang. It was almost 6pm when we got there. Our guide H: You can hike up to the top if you wish. Us: How long will it take? H: An hour or two. Us: What time does it get dark here? H: 7pm. Us: WTF....... and we began running.
There are 5 valleys in the area all dotted with waterfalls. The one we walked up is called Manpok. The scenery on the way up was quite pleasant.
With the time constraint the hike was rather strenuous. Funny that this was the only time we were left alone unescorted. Our guide H, watcher-dudes and Leisure Suit Larry all waited at the bottom of the valley.
At 6:45pm we finally got to Kuchung (9-tiered) Falls. My husband climbed half way up and discovered one more waterfall beyond Kuchung! Dang. Our legs were shaking and we were short of daylight so we started the descend. A bit of a shame really. In retrospect it was probably not a bad idea because my calves hurt so badly for the next 4 days I could hardly hop up and down the tour bus.

On the way back to the hotel our guide H informed us that we would have showers before dinner. We laughed. Since there was not much going on we decided to hit the hotel karaoke after the unsatisfying meal. It turned out to be the most entertaining karaoke night in my life. The place is straight out of the 70s, completed with a mirror disco ball. There we sang oldies and drank soju. The boys picked We are the Champions but it's not what we had in mind. This version is instead a Japanese World Cup song with entertaining lines. And it goes on for about 8 mins with lines like ole ole ole ole. Nippon! Nippon! Nippon! Soccer! Soccer! Soccer! Classic!

Our hotel. I like the cunning attempt to blend the building with its mountainous surrounding. Why not have cottages if electricity supply might be a problem? (At least half the wing had the lights off - rather creepy.) Oh no we must have somewhere to put the mandatory revolving restaurant!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

DPRK Food, Day 2

Day 2. Korean restaurant, hotel food.

Breakfast (sorry no pictures) at the hotel was simple and normal: bread, scrambled eggs, and some Korean stuff like kimchi, fried flatfish, rice and etc.

We were greeted with another Korean beer at lunch. TaeDongGang was not bad but I did prefer the one we had on day one.

The starters for the day: kimchi and veggie tempura. The kimchi was nice and spicy and not too garlicky. The Korean version of tempura was more solid and a lot heavier than the fluffy Japanese version. I actually prefer the rustic approach (especially when I'm hungry!).

Then we had beef bulgogi!!!! It was probably the best dish we had of the entire trip. The sweet bulgogi sauce and the tender and lean beef. I am getting hungry as we speak.

The Korean pancake thing was plain, floury and soft and it had a piece of thin bacon fat on top. It was probably deep fried and too greasy for me.

Another winner of the meal: bibimbap! I always liked the version with the hot stone bowl but the cold version was actually really nice and refreshing. There was hardly enough chili sauce though(I LOVE the Korean chili sauce).

In comparison to the excellent lunch dinner at the hotel in Mt. Myohyang paled significantly. Actually it sucked big time even without the comparison. The veggies were bland and uncreative and I think there was a meat dish too. We fed on the bread.

The soup was best described as beef and radish slices in (not even hot) water (quote courtesy J and E).

Our attempt to make up the calorie count by drinking more beer was turned down bluntly ("NO" completed with an evil stare). We moved to the karaoke instead. There we got to try the syrupy wild grape liquor. I had a small glass but I felt like I was going to have an instant hangover. Time to move on.

Legend has it one can not get a hangover in Mt. Myohyang because of its fresh air and we would put this theory to test. (Yes I am a Mythbusters fan.) We decided to hit the soju. (Ahh it reminded me the good old days when my friend V and I would go and have Korean BBQ with at least 1 bottle of Jinro each!) This version was easier to drink then Jinro probably due to its relatively low alcohol content at 25%.
And you know what the legend is true! Despite something around 10 (albeit small) shots of the stuff I woke up the next day fresh as a daisy.
The day's favourite: beef bulgogi.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

DPRK Food, Day 1

Day 1. Airport, airline and hotel food.

We were totally impressed at the Beijing Airport face lift. At least now there are decent shops and a semi decent restaurant in the departing lounge (unlike Pudong). It was only 10:30 in the morning but we thought we would have lunch anyway as we didn't know what we would be getting later.

The restaurant is in cafeteria style and serves 3 different groups of food: made-to-order "western food" like burgers and spaghetti, ready-made Chinese dishes, and made-to-order Asian food like Japanese ramen or Korean stuff.

Below is an example of a Korean dish and we thought we would stay away from it.

Instead we opted for the ready-made stuff - at least what you see is what you get. The Ma Po Tofu was actually really tasty! The veg were OK but we were grateful as we knew the days ahead we wouldn't be getting any vegetable other than cabbage.

The food on Koryo Airline smelled so much better than it tasted. We were sitting at the back of the plane and we could smell curry and were getting pretty excited. When the meal arrived the "curry" dish somehow managed to have absolutely no taste at all. Talented. I had the salty sausage looking thing and a few pieces of cucumber and gave my cup-a-bun a pass.

Finally we were In North Korea!!! We were introduced to what would become our best friend in the week to come: the local Ryongsong beer. It's not as gassy as regular beer and it goes well with spicy food.

Our first meal was at the hotel cafeteria in buffet style. A weird mixture of things here as you can see (clockwise from top): stir-fried chicken with potatoes; something remotely similar to salisbury steak, but breaded and pan-fried; hamburger goulash (where's the cheese?); pan-fried flat fish with chili sauce on top; rice. Everything was tasty and much better than my uni cafeteria (the trays and the white dishes brought back memories.....). I also tried the "farmer's soup" but I had not a clue what's in it.
Overall we were well-fed and did not have to dip into our emergency food supply.

The day's favourite: if I really have to choose, then ma po tofu

DPRK, Day 1

Day 1. Getting there. Mass Games.

Our Air Koryo flight from Beijing to Pyongyang was not very eventful. We were a little worried at times whenever a turbulence hit because the plane was pretty old. Fortunately the immigration cards provided some entertainment and took our minds off.
Good thing we ate at the airport as the food on the flight was really naff (see here). Luckily the flight was short and in less than 2 hours we arrived Pyongyang.We were the only people at the airport but there were a number of interesting planes on the tarmac.

The distance between our plane and the terminal was less than 100 meters but we were whisked on the bus nonetheless. The immigration process was straight-forward. We handed our mobile phones to our guide (they are not allowed in DPRK) and one by one we handed our passports to the officer and we were through. No questions asked. Our hand luggage was put through the x-ray (no quibble on the fruits and food) but the dude wanted to make sure that my ipod wasn't a phone. In less than 30 mins we entered one of the world's most mysterious countries (with no proof to show because they didn't stamp our passports).

Our group was split into 2 groups of 15. We were now officially Team B. We were introduced to our local guide H and there were also 2 guys and they were "assistant guides". Tell-tale signs during the trip told us that they were more like watchers. There was also the camera man aka Leisure Suit Larry.

Anyhow we were taken to the Yanggakdo Hotel for supper before we headed to the Mass Games. We were told that we should never leave the island where the hotel is unaccompanied (i.e. without our guides). Fine by me because it's not like we could get a taxi or something.

After our meal we rushed to see the Mass Games. Mass Games is a large gymnastic show with over 100,000 synchronised performers.


There were already hundreds of thousands of people at the May Day stadium when we arrived (it has 150,000 seats)! We were totally blown away when we saw the scale of the performance. All the planning and rehearsing involved! Good god. And you could actually the people's heads appearing behind the placards:

Here's a warm up before the show started:








And we actually recognised the Arirang song:

You can see it in action below:




An uplifting number on the military (I don't know why but my spacing is all screwed!):




The kids' performance was easily our favourite:





The one on the Korean War:


And after the War:


This is a cool one with all the flags:



Some of the moves were pretty challenging:

We were pretty much awe-struck the whole time and before we knew it there came the finale for the 90 minute-show.




Outside the stadium people were very friendly in general and lots of them were waving at us frantically. A very warm welcome indeed to begin our trip.

North Korea Top 10 list

Top 10 things you didn't know about DPRK, aka North Korea.

1) Everyone in North Korea can do at least 10 cartwheels in a row.
2) There are no traffic lights in Pyongyang. They have traffic ladies instead.
And only the city's most beautiful can hold the position.

3) Kim Il Sung, the Great Leader, is still da bomb.

4) Meanwhile Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader, is an expert on all industries and can readily provide on-the-spot guidance.

5) Kim Jong Il fought against the US imperialist aggressors as a General when the Korean War started. He was at the age of 8.


6) Volvos and Mercs are very long-lasting.

7) Eating kimchi/cabbage 2 or 3 times a day doesn't make you fart more.

8) Dog meat doesn't taste like chicken.

9) Sundays are set to be walking day (nice try).

10) Life with no ads is good!


Watch this space for a blow-by-blow coverage on our DPRK adventure.